One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana 04-07
To some believers, being on the pill or using a condom is a nonverbal way of telling God to go to hell. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana 04-07
To ask a man whether or not he has a girlfriend is to talk about his sex life. If you disagree with that, then how in the name of God do you differentiate between a man’s girlfriend and a girl that is a friend to the man? - Mokokoma Mokhonoana 04-07
With regard to things such as independence, mental capabilities, and sexuality, a very old man is nothing but a gigantic infant with white hair and wrinkles. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana 04-07
Adults who use big words in order to seem intelligent are annoying, especially those who are not intelligent. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana 04-07
Prohibition is to abstain from intoxicating liquor, as it makes us morbid and sometimes drunk. But we get drunk every day, nevertheless, not so much by the strength of what we sip from the cup, but that which we eat, the water we drink, and the air we inhale, which at fermentation conspire at eventide to make us so drunk and tired that we lose control of ourselves and fall asleep. Everybody is a drunkard, and if we were to enforce real prohibition we should all be dead. - Marcus Garvey 04-07