God created you. If you are up to another miracle, try with the plastic surgeon. - Ljupka Cvetanova

Women there is no perfect man! Don’t waste your money on make-up! - Ljupka Cvetanova

Good advice is usually given by someone who was once a bad example. - Ljupka Cvetanova

Greed is a contagious mental illness without which civilization as we know it would not have been possible. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

We, in the interest of the so-called progress, have been persuaded to leave the production and at times the cooking of our food to companies whose owners and employees make a living by exploiting our busyness or laziness and our innate hunger to continue living. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing a condom feels like multitasking to someone who suffers from hemiplegia or has only one hand. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A maid’s yard, house, wardrobe, fridge, etc. sometimes also serve as her master’s dustbin or dumpsite. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A man can love her wife, or he can be her husband. - Ljupka Cvetanova

He who is jealous is better off not dating someone who is bisexual. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Unless they are off duty, no matter how wide it is, and even when it is sincere, a smile seems fake if the job description of the person who is smiling includes smiling. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana