In some cases, you can tell how somebody is being treated by their own boss from the way they are treating someone to whom they are a boss. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

An expensive coffin does not decrease the deceased’s chances of going to hell. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

It goes without saying that even those of us who are going to hell will get eternal life—if that territory really exists outside religious books and the minds of believers, that is. Having said that, given the choice, instead of being grilled until hell freezes over, the average sane human being would, needless to say, rather spend forever idling in an extremely fertile garden, next to a lamb or a chicken or a parrot, which they do not secretly want to eat, and a lion or a tiger or a crocodile, which does not secretly want to eat them. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The world economy would collapse if a significant number of people were to realize and then act on the realization that it is possible to enjoy many if not most of the things that they enjoy without first having to own them. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

An independent newspaper? It is a newspaper that looks nothing like a newspaper. - Ljupka Cvetanova

The word is my weapon. FIRE! - Ljupka Cvetanova

Ancient aphorisms outlived centuries. Modern aphorisms can barеly survive from book to book. - Ljupka Cvetanova

The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. I let him eat in bed. - Ljupka Cvetanova

It’s easy to reach the top. You have to bow. - Ljupka Cvetanova

It’s easy to write history. All the eyewitnesses are dead. - Ljupka Cvetanova