While the man is putting on it’s shoes, the woman can buy dozens of high heels. - Ljupka cvetanova

Adults who use big words in order to seem intelligent are annoying, especially those who are not intelligent. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I watched you undress. Shame on you! - Ljupka Cvetanova

After being expelled from Paradise, Adam and Eva got married. - Ljupka Cvetanova

After being expelled from Paradise, Adam and Eve got married. - Ljupka Cvetanova

Where there is a smoke, there is an ecologist. - Ljupka Cvetanova

I would disapprove of another hospitable man who was excessive in friendship, as of one excessive in hate. In all things balance is better. - Homer

There’s nothing quite like turning the page. - Casey Carter

If Santa Claus was a politician, he would only put billboards promising the best Christmas presents. - Ljupka Cvetanova

When selecting a one-night stand, a heterosexual woman who is materialistic is a trillion times more likely to choose a sexually unattractive poor man who seems rich over a sexually attractive rich man who seems poor. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana